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Ex-Relationship Benefits

I've been dealing with a former employee and claims regarding unemployment.  It occured to me that people in relationships should set up these types of agreements.  For example, if our break-up is not mutual, the dumped party shall retain 6 months of relationship benefits unless they enter into a new relationship before 6 months expires.  You know it's an awesome idea.  In fact it would completely change the honesty level of people when you talk to them. 

"Did you and Amy break-up?" 

"Yes, and it totally was not mutual, she dumped me because I'm a self-absorbed ass - isn't that fantastic!!!" 

It would also reduce the odds that your boyfriend/girlfriend would cheat on you with one of your friends or siblings, or anyone else for that matter - why you ask? 

"John, I'm breaking up with you because I've been seeing your brother for 2 months behind your back." 

"Oh, ok.  Well, you better move out into my brother's apartment, and don't forget to remind him we'll need to use your guys' bed for the next 6 months - say every other night for an hour or so, he can just sit in the family room and watch t.v."

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